Perhaps it's Holly's talk about Will, and Kristi is expecting baby #3 anytime...let's chalk this story up to sympathy pangs.
I have been the worst version of myself this past week - so I decided to take a break from blogging. I'm leaving for Chicago tomorrow for a week for work, so I figured I best get one blog in that will tide people over in my absence...and will this story do it!
For work, I have to wear certain clothing. Mostly white shirts. I came to the conclusion while trying on clothes while packing, that I do not own a single white bra. So, while in Target picking up SpaceBags and other such nonsense for my trip, I decided I should probably pick up a white bra so I wasn't complete WT. While talking to my friend Nate the entire tour de Target, I was looking and couldn't find a bra that didn't have 6 inches of padding, or the ones that were basically boobs on a hanger already. Seriously how can people wear those!? I finally find one that reminds me of a training bra. No underwire - which usually I opt for the underwire, but really it's a white bra, I won't be wearing it that often.
So, while still talking to Nate, I look at the size on the hanger (not the size on the actual bra) and head to the check out with the rest of my junk. I get home - still talking to Nate and start unloading my treasures. Well I'm stoked about my new white bra, I mean, how wholesome! So I try it on...I go to put it on and there are these weird things on the inside of my bra. I figure - well it's been awhile since I bought a white bra - maybe this is how they do the underwire. Or it's something totally new technology for bras and I'm now cutting edge! GO JAMIE! I think it's weird, but proceed to put the bra on. Then of course I have to go show Melissa because I'm quite proud of this thing! I'm trying to explain it to her about how it seems like a training bra, but it has these weird things inside - I'm like, "It's like a trainer bra - or like a nursing bra" (GIGGLE GIGGLE!) As I take the tag off, I look at the actual tag on the bra. Yep! A full on picture of a baby with the words NURSING bra right there. I"M AN EFFING RETARD! haha.
Needless to say I pranced around it in for the rest of the night. Just me, my nursing bra, and some PJ shorts. Then I made cookies. I'm already so much more maternal - just from the bra! Thanks Target! Ps - photo enclosed! I didn't want you to feel left out of the fun!
11 comments:
I am still laughing from last night! I hope this "nesting" phase isn't contagious! What will I do without my Jamie for a week?
Probably get some SWEET SWEET LOVIN'! Just not on my bed!
OK, I"m laughing out loud at the nursing bra. Jamie, you are awesome!! Nesting for sure. haha!!
As usual--I'm crying b/c I'm laughing so hard. I'm jealous b/c I never looked that good in a nursing bra. Had to show Kyle--he just grinned! I told him to get over it and try to be happy with my pathetically small chest!
I also wanna know about Melissa getting some lovin--details please!!!!!!
Jamie was just joking as usual. No lovin to speak of. Feels like the longest dry spell of my life....:(
freakin hilarious! thanks for the pic, too. i'm making it my desktop. i can't figure out nursing bras. i'm retarded. i just whip it all up and hang it all out. in case you were wondering.
BAHAHA...girl you are a mess! Hilarious, but still a mess.
Oh, and thanks, BTW...I sat there watching that MM video of you and all I kept thinking was.. cute top, I wonder if she's wearing her nursing bra with it :P~~~~
girl, are you back? i missing you!
You are a riot! I wish I would have read this before I left for Chicago, 'cause then we could have had a good giggle together! You almost made me PIMP!
I know it's a little late on this comment but, this cracked me up so much!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. You are the woman!!!
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